I'm Alan Partridge...
20/11/05 00:31 Filed in: General Stuff
It's Saturday night and my first weekend off. I think that working 14hr night shifts has turned me into Alan Partridge:
The cinemas are closed.
The shops are closed.
There is a disco going on in the reception downstairs, full of punchy rambling gobshites, who I cannot understand.
I have three options:
- Get quickly drunk.
- Go to bed.
- Take my Corby trouser press apart.
I'm deliberating between options two and three at the moment.