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Confessional

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

I confess that yesterday, whilst driving home, I raced another vehicle.

No doubt, Daily Mail readers throughout the world are now claiming moral outrage and would like to bring back the death penalty for evil scum like me who pose a threat to the very fabric of society.

Whatever.
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