He didn't get where he is today by stealing somebody else's catchphrase.

Dude, where's my ninjas?

Yoof : Dude?
Me : Yes?
Yoof : Is all that ju-jitsu stuff you're doing real?
Me : Of course.
Yoof : I mean, could that black-belt guy take you down if he wanted to?
Me : Believe me, he could.
Yoof : Ah, it's just that it looks a bit Chuck Norris from where I'm sitting.

(..and being a bit Chuck Norris is a problem?)
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