He didn't get where he is today by stealing somebody else's catchphrase.


Come July 1st, pubs won't make you smell like a haddock (thank God). I only wish it could have come around sooner.

In the meantime, I'll stick to my vice of eating. I'm not addicted to eating, I just enjoy a good eat with a drink. It's part of my daily ritual and nobody has any evidence to prove that passive-eating damages health - so I'll continue to munch, if you don't mind. My Dad ate several times a day and his Dad before him - and it never did them any harm.

I'm sure we can accommodate you in that nice no-eating area over there, in the corner of this fine interweb.
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