He didn't get where he is today by stealing somebody else's catchphrase.

Useless becomes useful.

I never actually thought that cling film had a use. It always seemed to be one of the world's greatest useless inventions, appalling stuff that only seemed to cling to itself when you were trying to get it off the roll and didn't want it to cling just yet. Squeaky and a bit stale smelling, too.

Until now.

My car's windscreen is made of it. It's like the window is the skin of a drum (and it makes the same noise). The temporary repair has been done whilst the real windscreen is on order and the insurance company, repair company and windscreen company all have a bunfight to decide who should pay for it. The only thing that's certain is that I'm not.
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